Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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