So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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