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You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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