another moral hangover. fuck.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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