party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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