You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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