i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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