My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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