i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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