I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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