if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
