I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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