What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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