I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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