Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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