Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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