I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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