yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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