Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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