I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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