Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
we should paint friendship bongs
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