pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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