Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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