I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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