Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
