can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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