ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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