She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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