You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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