You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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