My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
zippers are such a cool invention
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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