Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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