I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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