just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is Oprah even human
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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