The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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