I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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