What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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