i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we have officially lost it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
