Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Operation Purity has been aborted
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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