It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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