i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You did what with his pubic hair?
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