The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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