Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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