nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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