the condom got lost in my hair
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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