Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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