so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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