The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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