She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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