My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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