Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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