do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
whose parrot is this?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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